Alright, fellas, especially those in newly formed relationships, listen up! As an old-timer who’s learned a thing or two the hard way, I’m here to share three golden lines I have discovered to help you navigate about 98% of relationship situations:
#1: “Yes, dear.” (This one’s a classic and a staple and should be in every husband’s repertoire.)
#2: “I have no comment.” (Think of this as pleading the Fifth—you have the right to remain silent so you don't incriminate yourself, better safe than sorry!)
#3: “My, you’re looking thin, dear. Shall we go for cheesecake?” (This one, when delivered correctly, works wonders.)
But sometimes, even these gems won’t get you out of a bind. That’s where a House of Boards Woodworking Bath Caddie comes to the rescue!
Let’s face it: no woman can stay mad while soaking in a bubble bath surrounded by wine, candles, and chocolate. This caddie creates the ultimate sanctuary of peace and relaxation at the end of a long day.
Product Details:
Dimensions: 28" in length, 7" in depth.
Features: Slots for a wine glass, phone, tablet, or book, with ample space for other essentials to help you unwind.
Material: Made from reclaimed edge-grain red oak flooring, salvaged from a home remodel site (sustainability matters!).
Finish: Sealed with three coats of spar urethane to ensure durability against bathroom moisture and humidity.
This is the perfect “Get-Out-of-the-Dog-House” gift or a thoughtful choice for Mother's Day, Birthdays, or Anniversaries.
What sets House of Boards Woodworking apart is the personal touch. I’m a one-man shop, working out of my small garage, with no CNC machines or automated equipment. Every task is done by hand, ensuring each piece is unique and made with care.
Thank you for supporting small businesses, makers, and crafters. And remember—nobody at the big box stores dances a jig when they make a sale, but we sure do!
Additional Information:
This listing is for the caddie only. Wine, candles, and décor items are not included.
Pick-Up: Available in Baxter, MN.
Shipping available. Contact for pricing.